[Finally starting on what I should have been doing instead of writing Spanish tennis p0rn.]

Give me a story I've done, and a timestamp anything from a few minutes after/before to years after/before, and I'll write a quick ficlet related to it.

( Paolo, Pippo and Paloschi [PG] for applegnat )

This meme is still ongoing - The first ten people to comment in this post get to request a drabble/perhaps longer story of any pairing/character of their choosing from me. In return, they have to post this in their journal, regardless of their ability.

( Sylvain Wiltord suffering [G] for applegnat )

( Pavel [G] for zimena )

The rest are on their way!

Title: Style (II)
Pairing: Feliciano López /Fernando Verdasco
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not true. Shame.
A/N: So, Fernando's hair for round two was equally ... interesting, and this drabble wouldn't go away. (I appear to have Mary-Sued my own hair pulling kink onto him, though. Sorry.)

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Title: Style
Pairing: Feliciano López /Fernando Verdasco
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Not mine. Not true. Shame.
A/N: Fernando Verdasco was sporting a decidedly undone 'do at Wimbledon today. acityofwonder speculated that it would make it all the better for tugging. The bunny proved too insistent to resist. Total tennis n00b, so many apologies for any hamfisted mangling that may have gone on.

( 'What the fuck?' Feli murmured, his forehead resting on Fernando's, as his hand gave an experimental tug on a handful of hair. 'There's nothing in it.' )

Title: Where the Down Boys Go
Pairing: David Bentley/Jonathan Woodgate
Rating: R
Disclaimer: Not true at all. Apart from the Brylcreem. And the girly hairs.
Warning: Mentions of Chris de Burgh.
A/N: I really shouldn't listen to Warrant, it makes my brain do strange things. For finnygan, with much love, for her recuperation.

( The way the streelight silhouettes your thighs inside your dress )

Title: Joining a Fanclub
Pairing: Alexandre Pato/Yoann Gourcuff
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: No, not mine. I made it all up.
A/N: Originally written for issue 4 of cornerflag. Title and cut-text from the Jellyfish song of the same name.

( He looks so dreamy, I'm in love from afar )

Title: Breaking Point
Pairing: Alessandro Nesta/Gabriela Nesta
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I made it up, but it could have happened...
Word count: 466
A/N: Written for the 25_lovers prompt 'stranger', and inspired by photos of Sandro looking fed up in Miami.

( It was like having a bloody teenage daughter, the way he scuffed, and sighed, and pouted )

Title: Haircut 100 (Or: The True Story Of Gianluca Zambrotta's New Year Haircut)
Pairing: Massimo Oddo/Gianluca Zambrotta
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: OK, I made it all up - but wouldn't it've been nice if it had happened this way?
Word count: 603
A/N: On January 2nd, Gianluca Zambrotta turned up for training in Dubai with a new haircut. Bayern Munich are also at winter camp in Dubai. It's blindingly obvious what happened. Written for the 25_lovers prompt 'stranger'; and for roadtoharmony, with apologies for breaking her brain about it in the first place.

( Brandishing his clippers, Mass advanced determinedly )

Title: Insignificant
Character: Alessandro Nesta, hint of Nesta/Ibrahimovic
Rating: G
A/N: Inspired by these images
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Title: Overlooked
Character: Massimo Oddo, Cristian Zaccardo
Rating: G
A/N: Inspired by this report. Google maps tells me it's five-and-a-half hours from Munich to Wolfsburg. All Gmail accounts have been totally made up - I promise I am not a haxxor. I'm pretty sure the word count is good - but it was a tricky one to keep up with. ;)
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Title: Butterfingers
Characters: Zeljko Kalac/Nelson Dida. Yes, you read that right.
Rating: R - for the pairing, mostly.
Disclaimer: Not true. Really, not true. Jesus, what a thought.
A/N: For roadtoharmony, whether she wants it or not. It was all her idea. Ever-so-slightly verging on the cracktacular.

( You have been warned )

Title: After School Special
Characters: Alessandro Nesta/Alexandre Pato
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: All made up. Unfortunately.
A/N: Written (eventually) for the 25_lovers prompt 'present'. Sort-of sequel to Rites of Passage. Alexandre Pato joined Milan in a massive fanfare of 'Next Big Thing'-iness in September last year. There was talk of how he'd score two goals in his first league game. That game was against Napoli in Week 19 this January. He got one. He did, however, get two the following week against Genoa. And that, boys and girls, is when this was started is set.


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